2021 UPDATE & UPDATE TO 2020 DATES – LONDON – BRIGHTON – GLASGOW

Where have I gone? Well, just like everyone, Covid 19 happened.

***Trigger warning***

On top of that I have been dealing with severe mental health issues brought on by becoming a victim of family violence and physical and emotional abuse. Serious stuff hey? Not usually a topic for comedy. The abuse has been so crippling, I’m afraid that at one point I felt I would never be creative or get back up on stage again. I shut the door on my life, stopped contact with friends and family and in fact, wanted my life to end. I was made to feel worthless indeed I was told I was “mediocre and the least talented person.”

Anyone who has experienced depression and emotional abuse will know that everything in you shuts down, a fog comes down over you. For me and many others this included my creative energy (any energy at all really). My brain that used to buzz with songs, ideas and tidbits just stopped working. Combine that with being told I was “fat, old and haggard” alongside many other slurs and taunts well, that doesn’t exactly assist with the situation.

I’m writing this update because I finally feel like I’ve let the curtains open on my life again (both physically and metaphorically). It’s early days and is going to take time but with the help of all the support I can get I am determined to get back to the energetic, happy person I was; that was taken away from me. I’m hoping to get back up on stage soon and perform once again. I’m not sure what it looks like yet but I’ve been starting to work on some more serious stuff and I’m quite solidly committed to be coming an advocate for victims/survivors of family violence. Especially to encourage speaking out about our experiences.

I want to thank all the people that have supported me, even when all I could do was shut the curtains, stay in bed and completely dispose of all self care.

I know I am not the only one suffering. If you are experiencing mental health issues and/or domestic abuse, below are some numbers you can reach out to.

Australia: Lifeline 13 11 14; 1800 RESPECT (Domestic Violence); Beyond Blue 1300 324 666
UK: Good Samaritans 116 123; National Domestic Abuse Hotline 0808 2000 247
For those of you in Australia – there is a fantastic private facebook group for victims too, which you can find via a group search. You can also reach out to me at any time DM me @_amanda_jane on Instagram

Hoping to see you soon (enough)!

Amanda

2020

With a heavy heart I must let you know that the below 2020 dates are now to be postponed. But – Amanda Jane will be back! Hopefully in August for Edinburgh Fringe Festival should it go ahead.

LONDON : 7.30pm : Monday 30th March : Drayton Arms Pub Theatre : 153 Old Brompton Rd : Kensington : London SW5 0LJ : TICKETS: CLICK HERE

BRIGHTON FRINGE FESTIVAL: 7pm : Wednesday 6th, Thursday7th, Friday 8th May : The New Unity : Union St, Brighton BN1 1HA : TICKETS : CLICK HERE

GLASGOW : SCOTTISH MENTAL HEALTH ARTS FESTIVAL : 4pm : Sunday 17th May : Oran Mor : Top of Byres Rd, Glasgow G12 8QX : TICKETS : CLICK HERE

EDINBURGH FRINGE PREVIEWS & FESTIVAL DATES ANNOUNCED SOON!

Amanda Jane will grab you by the balls and politely take your hand on her off-beat excursions of naughty and ridiculous tales and oddly familiar tunes. ‘At once hilarious, revealing, absurd, touching and sometimes just goofy’ (Beat.com.au). 

40 (ish) sexy (ish), musical (ish), Bipolar (ish) – no she is definitely Bipolar, Amanda Jane is Australia’s singing sex-pot comedian.

With Matt Isaac on guitar.

Swipe right on this really great show! ‘ – Alice Coster, Herald Sun Melbourne

Such an entertaining, screw-ball, heartfelt piece of work. Amanda Jane is on her way baby“! – Cathy Horsely, Arts Producer

Great songs, I don’t think there is a better line in a song than ‘looking for a lover that don’t live with his mother” – Richard Glover, ABC Sydney

One of the top ten “sauciest” shows to go to at Melbourne International Comedy Festival’ (Herald Sun)

The chatter is right: this is a well-produced, well-written, well-performed and unique show that has lots of heart” – beat magazine Melbourne

Amanda isn’t afraid of the dark corners. In fact, she tickles it until we all piss ourselves laughing!‘ – Nick @edfringe

‘OMFG !!!! This bitch is NUTS …… I could not stop laughing. Non Stop Brilliance A MUST SEE! – Terri @edfringe

‘This is one funny lady …. Amanda is the female answer to Kevin Bloody Wilson …… very funny, hilarious songs we were singing one on the train home lol . A Must See !‘ – Sally @edfringe

“I saw Amanda in Melbourne and fell in love” – Hamish (in Melbourne) via his friend Mark (in Edinburgh) on instagram

“@_amanda_jane you were FAB!” – Wendy Harmer, legendary Australian comedian, Broadcaster, ABC Sydney

2019 DATES:

Google: “Amanda Jane Dildo”

EDINBURGH : Fingers Piano Bar : 61a Frederick St : 5.30pm 3-25th August except Monday’s

https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/google-amanda-jane-dildo

EDINBURGH FRINGE PREVIEWS:

LONDON : 9pm Friday 12th July and 3pm Sunday 14th July : Old Red Lion, Islington

https://www.oldredliontheatre.co.uk/amanda-jane-dildo.html

LONDON – Funny Feckers

The Constitution, St Pancras Way Camden
8pm Saturday 23rd February

LONDON – Rising Star

>>>7pm Sunday 24th February
King and Queen, Goodge St

LONDON – Rising Star

>>> 7.30pm Tuesday 26th February
Old Crown Holborn

HAMPTON COURT

>>> 7.30pm Thursday 28th February
Henry’s Kitchen, 19 Bridge Rd London

LONDON – Variety Performances

>>>Thursday February 7
8.30pm
Henry’s Kitchen 19 Bridge Rd London

LONDON

>>> Tuesday February 14
8pm
Battersea Power Comedy
101 Battersea Park Rd London

A Very X-Rated Xmas…

>>>>Thursday 13th December

8pm – Iron Horse, 115 West Nile St

JOIN AUSTRALIA’S ‘SINGING SEX-POT’ (AMANDA JANE PRITCHARD) AND SCOTTISH FUNNY BLOKE AND AWKWARD FEMINIST (JOHN CALLUM CARRUTHERS) FOR A NIGHT THAT WILL FILL YOUR STOCKINGS – AND YOUR SUSPENDERS!

ONE NIGHT ONLY!

8PM THURSDAY 13 DECEMBER
IRONHORSE, 115 WEST NILE ST GLASGOW

OTHER Solo Stand Up/Variety Appearances

>>>>Thursday 6th December

7.30pm Variety/Charity Night

IRONHORSE, 115 WEST NILE ST GLASGOW

‘ALL THE DOGGY THINGS’

Comedy and songs for people and dogs – bring your hairy child!

>>>>Friday 27th October

Guide Dogs UK Fundraiser Event –

Electric Bar Motherwell – £10

>>>> Tuesday 30th October

7.30pm (£9 or £10 at door)

YES Bar Glasgow. Tix on sale soon or at the door.

All The Dumb Things Tour 2018

Edinburgh Fringe Festival. August 20-26th. Olive Studio. Infirmary St.

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